Church Prank

As a family, we make it a point to regularly attend church.

My daughter looks sweet and cute, but she has a dark gift that I suffer from on those rare occasions I have to miss a Sunday service: she fills out a volunteer card in my name and signs me up for everything. She has volunteered me for nursery duty, softball, technology thingy, and men's Bible study. I just get a picture of the card with all the boxes checked.

I don't miss church often.