Why do people insist on scaring me? I do not react like a normal person.
A normal person would scream, freeze, or maybe fall. I attack.
My best friend scared me one time, and I gave her a bloody nose. My daughter scared me once, and I almost ripped my husband's ear off.
People should be careful around me. I am like a grenade with it's pin in the dust. Yet, my relations continue to risk their bodies in attempts to scare me.
Makenna gave me a nasty fright when she secretly changed the wallpaper on the screen of my iphone to a close up of her eyeball. My phone barely survived the thrashing it received when that picture popped to light.
But, when I was searching for the Crisco and opened the spice cupboard, I was scared nearly senseless when I found a slimy, warty monster hiding inside. It turned out to be Makenna, but I still almost ripped that cupboard out of the wall.
A normal person would scream, freeze, or maybe fall. I attack.My best friend scared me one time, and I gave her a bloody nose. My daughter scared me once, and I almost ripped my husband's ear off.
People should be careful around me. I am like a grenade with it's pin in the dust. Yet, my relations continue to risk their bodies in attempts to scare me.Makenna gave me a nasty fright when she secretly changed the wallpaper on the screen of my iphone to a close up of her eyeball. My phone barely survived the thrashing it received when that picture popped to light.
But, when I was searching for the Crisco and opened the spice cupboard, I was scared nearly senseless when I found a slimy, warty monster hiding inside. It turned out to be Makenna, but I still almost ripped that cupboard out of the wall.
this is definitely one of my favorites so far!
ReplyDeleteThanks Reid! You definitely know how it is around here!
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